Blogmas day 24: What could go wrong, Christmas Edition

Hy guys!

I’ve made it! Blogmas day 24.

It’s been a while since I did a blogpost like this but I’ve been looking forward to this one for a while now!

Things that could go wrong at Christmas – Weird Edition

Instead of Santa, his reindeer go through the chimney to deliver the presents.

Saint Nicholas didn’t go back to Spain and is now in a big fight with Santa.

Saint Nick and Santa have a fight on the rooftop

Santa gets stuck in the Chimney

Santa’s elves go on strike

Santa’s reindeer go on strike

Rudolph his nose turns white

Rudolph starts his own business

Saint Nick Highjacks Santa’s sleigh

A fire destroys all the presents

On his way to deliver presents on Christmas Eve, Santa gets stopped by air pirates and has to turn over all the presents.

Trump declares a sleigh flying ban.

The Easter Bunny is too early!

Santa mistakes a pack of paper for your glass present and accidentaly sits on it.

The Christmas Carollers scare Santa away.

 

 

Merry Christmas!!

And a happy New Year 😉

bye!

x

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Blogmas day 23: Quotes I pinned on twitter in 2017

Hy guys!

As you all know ( or not, if you’re new here (welcome!)) I never blog in the week between Christmas and New Years. So I decided to do this blogpost today instead. Every month in this past year, I pinned a quote as a tweet on my wall on my own twitteraccount ( @Sax_O_PhoneGirl). Because I like to look back on things, I’ve bundled them in this blogpost. Enjoy!

My favorites? August and September.

Bye

X

January

“Sometimes if you want to make change you gotta make a little noise.” – #BA

February

“We push away what we can never understand. We push away the unimaginable.” – #AS

March

Openness is a habit you form over time, and not a switch you flip whenever you want to. ~ #TobiasEaton #4

April

There us nothing noble in being superior to your fellowman. True self is being superior to your former self.

May

Life is for the living. Death is for the dead. Let life be like music. And death a note unsaid. –

June

The flame of the diya,or lamp,reminds us that light will ultimately triumph over darkness. – @BarackObama


July

“Maybe the truth is, there’s a little bit of loser in all of us.” –

August

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door – Kyle Chandler

September

Just like Pippin, I’m going to find my very own corner of the sky.

October

I got no use for moonlight Or sappy poetry Love at first sight’s for suckers At least it used to be. ❤️

November

Helemaal alleen Vervreemd van iedereen Ontspoorde ik bijna Herhaal alles supertraag Iets dat aan me vreet Op mij getatoeërd Het antwoord op mijn vraag blijft in alle talen vaag – 🖤

December

There may come a day when our courage fails us, when we forsake our friendships and break the bonds of fellowship. But today is not that day. And perhaps in showing our humanity, we might just save it. – /

Blogmas day 22: Christmas party Musician Invite

Hy guys!

Today I’m giving out my last 4 invites to musicians!

First up we have Mister Leo Pellegrino. One of the best Saxophonists I know

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Second, we have Mister Bryan Adams. My favorite singer since I was 5 and saw Spirit for the first time 😀

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Third musician invite is going to miss Michelle Williams. Go check out her work on The Greatest Showman !

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Last invites goes to Adele!

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bye!

X

Blogmas day 21: 5 ways to a perfect Christmas Dinner

Hy guys!

Today I’m sharing 5 tips for a perfect Christmas dinner.
Christmas is (for me) a family holiday. Everyone gets around the table, gives gifts, eat, some sing songs,…. It’s my favorite time of year. It gets dark early, the fire is on, every tv station sends out the best Christmas movies (still haven’t seen my fav yet though),….
So my first tip is to order our Christmas gifts soon. But really soon. Like March soon. Seriously. You don’t want to have to order every single one of them a week before Christmas. It doesn’t end well.
Second tip, go buy your food a the local shops! You’ll help the self-employed and products are (mostly) better. But again, BE EARLY. Or at least give your order early so they can get your order ready for Christmas Eve.
Third tip: Decorations are fun but don’t go overboard. It will ruin a lot of things… Like the time you could use to prepare dinner. And we don’t want to end up like Bonnie Wheeler now do we?

4, DON’T go looking on the internet for perfect dinner settings, food, stuff like that. It will ruin your evening because you’ll think it’s not good enough.
and Finally, have yourself a merry Little Christmas.  Go have fun, sing, dance and celebrate!
bye!
X

Blogmas day 20: If I would be one of Santa’s helpers

Hey guys!

Today I’m going to tell you what would happen if I was one of Santa’s helpers 🙂

First of all, I would provide music during work! And not just a cd playing, oh no! I would ask singers to come and perfome live for everyone! Pentatonix, Mariah Carey,… And not only Christmas songs, everything!

Second I would make every single World Leader a personal card. Probably with some rhyme… Maybe something like this:

And there was a politician
His skin as orange as the California sun
A smile that made children want to run
Such a man whom all loved to hate
With a belly that made you wonder what he ate
He wished to “Make America great again”
But he surely doesn’t have it in him to be America’s superman.
Third: Always ask for a raise… Duh.
4th… I would probably check every present to look for something I would want for Christmas :p
And number 5, I would ask Santa to give us some vacation time on the Bahama’s after Christmas. All-in anyone?
bye!
x

Blogmas day 19: Christmas party Actress invite

Hy guys!

Today I’m sending out my 4th Christmas party invite!

You all know the drill by now, 4 slots, 4 invites! Today : Actresses

First up we have Zendaya Coleman!

I am so excited to the The Greatest Showman later this year (or early next year)!!!

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Second invite goes to Miss Emma Watson

If you are following my blog for a while now, you know why.

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Third invite goes to Chelsea Kane

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Fourth and last invite I’m sending out to this blogpost is to miss Caity Lotz

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bye!

X

Blogmas day 18: My letter to Santa

Dear Santa

When I was five, I got a cat for my birthday. A beautifull black, green-eyed kitten from my grandparents litter. She was the love of my life untill she passed away last year at the age of sixteen. During those years I had my forst boyfriend, lost both of my grandfathers and my grandmother on one side and had a lot of rejections and bad days. Especially the 25th of october 2016. The day I had

to leave my little black beauty at the vets(I didn’t give her one last hug which I still regret untill this very moment) and come home to my mom telling me she had to go back to the hospital for another round of surgery and Chemo.

So all I wish for this year is a little love in my life. From my parents, friends, family AND my knight in shining armour. Please Santa, send some true love my way for a change.

Thanks

M.X

Blogmas day 16: X-mas Party Playlist

Hy guys!

8 days left of blogmas! Oh my god :p Time flies!

I am a big fan of Throwback songs, Top 1000 lists are my faves this time of year!

And funny thing happend, I was watching Joe Sugg his vlogmas last week and he gave the link to his Throwback Thursday spotify playlist. I haven’t listened to anything else this week XD And I’m planning to either have it on in the back on Christmas eve or NY eve…

https://open.spotify.com/user/joesuggspotify/playlist/34Ptvx1JXGdfRC1svMTZIa

Enjoy!

bye!

X

Blogmas day 14: 5 things to do over Christmas break

Hy guys!

Today I’m giving you 5 things to do over Christmas break 🙂

1) Hibernation! No seriously, sleep, sleep sleep!

2) Take part in a Anti-Snow Campaign

3) Decorate your best friend his/her house without them knowing.

4) Send Trump a letter every single day wrapped as a present.. When he has them all he can spell out:  Trump hate you, I get out now! or something like that….

5) Decorate a palm tree on the beach

#MischiefManaged

Bye!

X

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Blogmas day 12: 12 days of Christmas re-write

Hy guys!

Here’s my 12 days of Christmas Re-write! Enjoy 🙂

x

  

On the twelfth day of Christmas
JK. Rowling sent to me:
Twelve House Elves Cooking

                                                              Ten trolls patrolling

Nine teachers teaching
Eight movies made off
Seven Broomsticks flying
Six Weasley Brothers
Five dormroom mates
Four Hogwarts Houses
Three House cups
Two Wizards Duels
and a Ferret in a Pear Tree

Blogmas day 11: Ultimate Christmas playlist

Hy guys!

Originally I was going to share a playlist with you guys I would make myself, full of my favorite Christmassongs… But I was working this day and I started listening to some playlists on spotify and I found the ultimate Christmassongs playlist! Just, at random 😀

So, here’s the link!

https://open.spotify.com/user/myplay.com/playlist/5l6rFyXN63iINVsbaBObag

enjoy!

Bye!

X

Blogmas day 10: Christmas Riddles

Hy guys!!

Today I’m going to share with you a few Christmas Riddles 🙂 Because I always like to play along with riddles, I put the answers backwards 😉

Enjoy!

X

1) When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

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2) Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

seldeen rieht pord syawla yeht esuaceb

3) What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa?

cibohpoartsualc

4) What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

!Eve ,samtsirhc s’ti

5) Why did Sante get a ticket on Christmas Eve?

enoz gnikrap wons a ni dels sih tfel eH

Blogmas day 9: If I would be Santa

Hy guys!

Today I’m gonna share with you what I would do if I would be Santa. Later this month I will share with you what I would do if I would be an elve. 🙂

If I would be Santa for a day, I would, first of all, give all my elves a day off. They work hard all year around and they really deserve more breaks from time to time. Next up, I would look for someone who can fill my shoes when I’m old and not able to be Santa anymore. Now I still have the time to teach someone younger how to be Santa and manage all those reindeer.

After that, I would ask my wife to prepare a huge dinner for all my e

mployees and their families so they can enjoy a Christmas meal before they have to work on Christmas.

Last of all (please don’t throw me in jail for this), I would make a package with “how to rule America the right way – for dummies” and drop it off at the white house. Donald could learn a thing of two..thousand.

bye!

X

Blogmas day 7: Christmas party Actor invite

Hy guys!

Today I’m “sending out” my second pile of invites! This time to the actors!

Again: 4 slots are open 🙂

First up we have Arthur Darvill from DC’s Legends of Tomorrow!

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Yes, I have a soft spot for Brits, we all know that by now.

Next, Mister Ian Somerhalder. Cause you just can’t have a Christmas party without Damon.

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3rd invite goes toooooo…. Cameron Moulène from the Youtube Red Original Foursome

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and my 4th and last invite of this pile goes to Colton Haynes 🙂 I loved him as Roy in Arrow! Great actor!

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Bye!

X

Blogmas day 6: 3 Wise of 2017

Hy guys!

Today I’m naming my 3 wise of 2017 🙂

3rd place goes to my favorite author, J.K. Rowling!

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2nd place goes to Avi Kaplan

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He made the decision to leave Pentatonix this year. I’m gonna miss him!

First place goes toooooo…

Mister Lin-Manuel Miranda

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I don’t know how he keeps doing it but he keeps inspiring me. What a man!

cu tomorrow!

Bye!

X

Blogmas day 5: Christmas jokes

Hy guys! Let’s have a laugh, shall we? 🙂

Q: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

A: Elf-is Presley.

Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?

That’s right—he was elf taught.

I can’t get to the chocolates in my advent calendar. Foiled again.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.

Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Chistmas?
A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence.

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing, it was on the house!

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!

Two snowmen were standing in a field. One said, “Can you smell carrots?”

What do you call an old snowman? Water.

bye!
X