Favorite Christmas puns, jokes ,…
So I did some reading on http://www.idigitaltimes.com/75-christmas-jokes-puns-and-one-liners-share-402261 and I picked my 10 favorites 🙂
Q: What do Santa’s elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: How does Santa take pictures? A: With his North Pole-aroid
Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A: “It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Q: What do you call a smelly Santa? A: “Farter Christmas”
Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas? A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic
Q: What do you call a wet animal? A: “A reindeer”
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters? A: They are always dropping their needles.
Q: What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause? A: Santa paws!!!
cu 2 mrw 🙂